How to Kiss Like a Porn Star

Step I

First and foremost, get to know your own mouth. Chapped lips and bad breath are the quickest ways to ruin a kiss. Take a piece of floss and use it on each tooth. Now smell the floss. This is how your breath smells to the person you're kissing. If it reaks of rotting meat, floss twice daily and brush three times, rinsing with listerine. Kiss no one until you've solved this issue. If you're mouth gets dry to the point where white film gathers inside and at the corners, keep a bottle of water with you at all times to prevent disgusting white gunk which leads to bad breath.

Step II

The first kiss with a new person should typically not involve the tongue very much. This is the first step and should do little more than ignite a spark, leaving your lover wanting more. If you're a girl, spend the date drawing attention to your mouth by wearing a lip gloss that isn't sticky. You will look like a fool tossing your hair if it sticks to your lips. Lick and bite your lips occasionally to draw attention and casually bite or lightly suck on straws to draw the eye to your mouth. If you're a guy, find a reason to brush hair from her face near her mouth if possible, this will stimulate nerves in her mouth, drawing her attention to the electricity of your touch.


Step III

When it's time for the kiss, lean in and tilt your head to the right, lightly press your bottom lip between your date's lips and close your mouth around the lip. Lightly lick the inside of their top lip with your tongue while touching the base of their hairline on the back of the neck. This is a very sensitive area and causes goosebumps which will ignite your lover.

Step IV

Once you're accustomed to kissing this person and want to take it to the next step, use your tongue and teeth. Make sure you've kissed this person a lot and can judge their movements so that you don't chip a tooth or lick their nose.
Begin lightly (emphasis on lightly) sucking on lips and as you pull away, bite down LIGHTLY and drag your teeth across the lip as you pull away.
Making noise also helps and creates vibrations which send sexual signals and make the kiss more passionate.

Step V

Now to truly kiss like a porn star, tease your mate. Make them think you are going to kiss their mouth and then hesitate, lightly brushing your lips over theirs. Use your hands to pull them close and lean into the neck area, blowing light breaths over the nape of the neck. Lightly lick the area and then suddenly grip the person's head and quickly kiss their mouth, shoving your tongue half-way into their mouth, wrapping your lips around theirs. Let out a sigh as you do this, allowing them to feel you're passion. Kissing well means constantly changing the game. Try new ways of kissing often to keep your lover on his or her toes.